Top 5 things you can do with McDonalds Wireless:

5. Live blog your heart attack.
4. Check Hulu to see how your Dad’s doing on The Biggest Loser.
3. Refresh Facebook till you have a new Event invitation. 
2. Check your Dominos Pizza Tracker.
1. Finish your Ronald / Mayor McCheese / Birdie DP erotic fiction.

Top 5 things you can do with McDonalds Wireless:

5. Live blog your heart attack.
4. Check Hulu to see how your Dad’s doing on The Biggest Loser.
3. Refresh Facebook till you have a new Event invitation.
2. Check your Dominos Pizza Tracker.
1. Finish your Ronald / Mayor McCheese / Birdie DP erotic fiction.

2 May 2011 ·

About Me

Welcome to the Tumblr devoted entirely to life altering innovations in the fast food industry. I do not condone actually eating anything featured here because it is all unhealthy and eating unhealthy means you are a bad person. This is strictly a resource.

If you only came here for the definitive answer to the best fast food on the market: It's a sausage biscuit from McDonalds.

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