Oh god.
*GASP* Why is this magical thing not at my local Taco Bell yet?!
WANT.
Taco on the inside! Dorito on the outside! Embolic stroke on the flipside!
Hands up if you care though! Umma need one of these stat.
I don’t get it, hot sauce.
I believe when the phrase is used at Taco Bell it’s in reference to the most spacious, handicapped bathroom stall.
I only post on weekends if it’s like BREAKING NEWS and THIS IS.
TACO BELL TESTING SHELLS MADE OF NACHO CHEESE DORITOS?!
Please email me if any of you find one of these TB test outlets. So far the only confirmed sighting of a Doritos taco shell being tried has been by me, stoned, in my apartment around 2am.
Taco Bell: Hey, Mike, you’re dangerously towing the line between healthy and chubby. Care to join us in a quick focus group?
Me: Well, I’d love to but I just finished smoking like 10 bowls…
Taco Bell: That’s fine.
And 8 weeks later, a burrito that uses FRITOS AS A CONDIMENT was born. You’re all welcome.
I was never into Mountain Dew which is strange cause it’s definitely a child-of-divorce soda. If there has ever been a 2-liter Mountain Dew in your refrigerator then your parents are not still together. And it ended badly.
But what I am into is fast food exclusives. Mountain Dew Baja Blast is only available at Taco Bell. NOWHERE ELSE! Stop asking for it at Wendy’s cause they only have it at TACO BELL. Tastes the same as the regular stuff cept, in addition to your parents divorce, one of them just took you to Taco Bell so they also got laid off.
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