Why do I look so smug immediately after eating at Nathan’s Hot Dogs where I 100% of the time get diarrhea? Is it because I apparently learned that white undershirts work just fine on their own? Nope, I’ve known that for years. It’s cause Nathan’s Hot Dogs on Coney Island sells 64oz beers for $5 and I just got paid.

Why do I look so smug immediately after eating at Nathan’s Hot Dogs where I 100% of the time get diarrhea? Is it because I apparently learned that white undershirts work just fine on their own? Nope, I’ve known that for years. It’s cause Nathan’s Hot Dogs on Coney Island sells 64oz beers for $5 and I just got paid.

31 March 2011 ·

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