The closest any McDonald’s patron will ever to get Winning 2nd Prize in a Beauty Contest.
The Monopoly Game at McDonald’s is the second best fast food sweeps of all time.*  TRUE STORY: When I was in sixth grade there was girl named Erin who went from complete social obscurity to leader of the Plastics when a rumor spread that she found the coveted Boardwalk piece.  She came to school with hash browns on the regular so everyone pretty easily accepted the idea as fact.  Her moment in the sun lasted one week until her lie was very publicly exposed.  And now she has a baby so lesson learned!
*Dick Tracy Game, duh.

The closest any McDonald’s patron will ever to get Winning 2nd Prize in a Beauty Contest.

The Monopoly Game at McDonald’s is the second best fast food sweeps of all time.*  TRUE STORY: When I was in sixth grade there was girl named Erin who went from complete social obscurity to leader of the Plastics when a rumor spread that she found the coveted Boardwalk piece.  She came to school with hash browns on the regular so everyone pretty easily accepted the idea as fact.  Her moment in the sun lasted one week until her lie was very publicly exposed.  And now she has a baby so lesson learned!

*Dick Tracy Game, duh.

15 February 2011 ·

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Welcome to the Tumblr devoted entirely to life altering innovations in the fast food industry. I do not condone actually eating anything featured here because it is all unhealthy and eating unhealthy means you are a bad person. This is strictly a resource.

If you only came here for the definitive answer to the best fast food on the market: It's a sausage biscuit from McDonalds.

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