“Alright, America, we’re willing to offer you ONE thing from the UK to help celebrate Easter this year but JUST ONE.  You can either have our exclusively-in-the-UK McDonalds Cadbury Mini Eggs McFlurrys OR we’ll lend you Russell Brand to star as a CGI bunny in a movie with James Marsden….Oh…wait, really? That was just a gag gift…you’re really gonna?…Oh. OK I guess.”

“Alright, America, we’re willing to offer you ONE thing from the UK to help celebrate Easter this year but JUST ONE.  You can either have our exclusively-in-the-UK McDonalds Cadbury Mini Eggs McFlurrys OR we’ll lend you Russell Brand to star as a CGI bunny in a movie with James Marsden….Oh…wait, really? That was just a gag gift…you’re really gonna?…Oh. OK I guess.”

5 April 2011 ·

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