Fast Food Nation 3
The McDonalds Halloom Muffin Hey, McDonalds, while you still got that cutting board out you mind chopping of my nutsack real quick? Just chose a Halloom Muffin over a Sausage Biscuit and realized I don’t deserve it anymore.

The McDonalds Halloom Muffin

Hey, McDonalds, while you still got that cutting board out you mind chopping of my nutsack real quick? Just chose a Halloom Muffin over a Sausage Biscuit and realized I don’t deserve it anymore.

10 May 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 14
No one on Earth likes getting drunk more than me. That’s why I like McDonalds that serve McBeer! SuperSize me, Ronnie!

No one on Earth likes getting drunk more than me. That’s why I like McDonalds that serve McBeer! SuperSize me, Ronnie!

4 May 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 13
Top 5 things you can do with McDonalds Wireless: 5. Live blog your heart attack. 4. Check Hulu to see how your Dad’s doing on The Biggest Loser. 3. Refresh Facebook till you have a new Event invitation. 2. Check your Dominos Pizza Tracker. 1. Finish your Ronald / Mayor McCheese / Birdie DP erotic fiction.

Top 5 things you can do with McDonalds Wireless:

5. Live blog your heart attack.
4. Check Hulu to see how your Dad’s doing on The Biggest Loser.
3. Refresh Facebook till you have a new Event invitation.
2. Check your Dominos Pizza Tracker.
1. Finish your Ronald / Mayor McCheese / Birdie DP erotic fiction.

2 May 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 6
Will’s looking a little better than normal but Middleton looks like shit!  (That is them, right?  I assume only royalty gets to get married at McDonalds?)

Will’s looking a little better than normal but Middleton looks like shit!  (That is them, right?  I assume only royalty gets to get married at McDonalds?)

28 April 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 5
McDonalds Corn Maze in Nebraska If they don’t film a McRemake of The Shining with Grimace/Birdie in the Jack Nicholson/Shelly Duvall roles, they are complete idiots.

McDonalds Corn Maze in Nebraska

If they don’t film a McRemake of The Shining with Grimace/Birdie in the Jack Nicholson/Shelly Duvall roles, they are complete idiots.

27 April 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 2
I remember the McDonalds Menu Record coming as an insert in the Sunday paper.  I though it was a recurring segment like the Business pages or Arts and Entertainment.  As an adult at the breakfast table I’d coolly say, “Sweetheart, can you pass me the McDonalds Menu section?”  Didn’t happen. This song still makes every mix CD for every girl I’ve ever loved.

I remember the McDonalds Menu Record coming as an insert in the Sunday paper.  I though it was a recurring segment like the Business pages or Arts and Entertainment.  As an adult at the breakfast table I’d coolly say, “Sweetheart, can you pass me the McDonalds Menu section?” 

Didn’t happen.

This song still makes every mix CD for every girl I’ve ever loved.

25 April 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 6
For those of you who like the idea of diabetes but wish there was a fancier way to get it, how bout the McDonalds in Times Square?

For those of you who like the idea of diabetes but wish there was a fancier way to get it, how bout the McDonalds in Times Square?

22 April 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 12
“Yo, Dad! Check out The Hamburgler’s dick!”  ::steals McDonalds Fries:: “PSYCHE, BITCH!” (Also this kid is a brat because he clearly has his own uneaten fries sitting right in front of him.)

“Yo, Dad! Check out The Hamburgler’s dick!”  ::steals McDonalds Fries:: “PSYCHE, BITCH!”

(Also this kid is a brat because he clearly has his own uneaten fries sitting right in front of him.)

20 April 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation

CNNMONEY.com: McDonalds Hiring 50,000 Workers Today

Also

CNNCOMMUNITY: 50,000 9th Graders Drop out of High School to Live Out Their Wildest Dreams

19 April 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 3
McDonalds in third world countries. This entire restaurant is for sale on the dollar menu. Or you can just sponsor it for pennies a day.

McDonalds in third world countries.

This entire restaurant is for sale on the dollar menu. Or you can just sponsor it for pennies a day.

8 April 2011 ·

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