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Long John Silver’s Lobster Bites If you tell your girlfriend you’re taking her out for a fancy lobster dinner but actually plan to feed her this, try and ask for your blow job in advance. Popsicle Stick Joke Version: Lobster Bites?! Lobsters don’t bite - they pinch!

Long John Silver’s Lobster Bites

If you tell your girlfriend you’re taking her out for a fancy lobster dinner but actually plan to feed her this, try and ask for your blow job in advance.

Popsicle Stick Joke Version: Lobster Bites?! Lobsters don’t bite - they pinch!

26 April 2011 ·

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