Taco Bell: Hey, Mike, you’re dangerously towing the line between healthy and chubby. Care to join us in a quick focus group?
Me: Well, I’d love to but I just finished smoking like 10 bowls…
Taco Bell: That’s fine.
And 8 weeks later, a burrito that uses FRITOS AS A CONDIMENT was born. You’re all welcome.
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Welcome to the Tumblr devoted entirely to life altering innovations in the fast food industry. I do not condone actually eating anything featured here because it is all unhealthy and eating unhealthy means you are a bad person. This is strictly a resource.
If you only came here for the definitive answer to the best fast food on the market: It's a sausage biscuit from McDonalds.
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