ATTENTION DUDES WHO WANNA GET LAID ON VALENTINE’S DAY:
When your lady expresses gratitude for a fancy dinner, jewelry or weekend getaway she is just being polite. What she really wants is the same thing we all want: cheese. Luckily, Burger King is offering VALENTINE’S DAY FREE CHEESE to celebrate the season of love. Here’s how to guarantee you get your D S-ed today: Tell your significant other you’re taking her to Burger King for hamburgers. Once she regains consciousness, tell her, “Oh did I say hamburgers? I meant cheeseburgers.” When she regains consciousness again, take your dick out. Worked for Digital Underground.
The Burger King NY Pizza Burger is not available at all BK locations. But why should it be? Lombardi’s Pizza isn’t available everywhere. Grimaldi’s Pizza isn’t available everywhere. The only place to get real, authentic Tuscan pesto is in Tuscany Times Square next to Pop-Tart World.
BK’s Corporate Office claims this pie is meant to serve six but that’s just so they won’t get thrown in jail for murder.
New York’s hottest club is Whopper Bar. Burger King founder, Keith J. Kramer, has built a fast food fantasy world leaving no stone uneaten. Future diabetics are immediately greeted by muffin-topped Coyote Ugly rejects and transported into a world where you are the burger and the burger is king. A state-of-the-art condiment bar featuring over three kinds of relish plus an entire floor devoted to Wheels, the BK Kid’s Club’s favorite paraplegic, will have you begging the question, “Supersize Me?!”
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