Top 5 things you can do with McDonalds Wireless:
5. Live blog your heart attack.
4. Check Hulu to see how your Dad’s doing on The Biggest Loser.
3. Refresh Facebook till you have a new Event invitation.
2. Check your Dominos Pizza Tracker.
1. Finish your Ronald / Mayor McCheese / Birdie DP erotic fiction.
HAHA. Oh my God.