Long John Silver’s Lobster Bites
If you tell your girlfriend you’re taking her out for a fancy lobster dinner but actually plan to feed her this, try and ask for your blow job in advance.
Popsicle Stick Joke Version: Lobster Bites?! Lobsters don’t bite - they pinch!
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