“Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I help you? A…plain…pizza? I…I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about…Um…can you describe it?…ok…ok…OH! OH!! You mean a Pizza Hut Crust Stuffed Crust Pizza! With a thick layer of crust bursting under each bite of crust! Plain Pizza?! You’re crazy. Will be this be for delivery or take-out?”