Before today, the biggest erection Mexico ever gave me came in the form of a $9.99 previously viewed copy of Y Tu Mama Tambien. But before today I was also a different person. A person that didn’t know Chips Ahoy McFlurries existed. Don’t look for em around here though. Just like a good donkey show, these amazing treats can only be found south of the border.
Whelp, I’m off to Tijuana. Let me know if you need anything from the Duty Free.
sauce that’s mixed in? Is that caramel? Get your shit together, USA!