Fast Food Nation 6
ATTENTION DUDES WHO WANNA GET LAID ON VALENTINE’S DAY: When your lady expresses gratitude for a fancy dinner, jewelry or weekend getaway she is just being polite.  What she really wants is the same thing we all want: cheese.  Luckily, Burger King is offering VALENTINE’S DAY FREE CHEESE to celebrate the season of love.  Here’s how to guarantee you get your D S-ed today:  Tell your significant other you’re taking her to Burger King for hamburgers.  Once she regains consciousness, tell her, “Oh did I say hamburgers?  I meant cheeseburgers.”  When she regains consciousness again, take your dick out.  Worked for Digital Underground.

ATTENTION DUDES WHO WANNA GET LAID ON VALENTINE’S DAY:

When your lady expresses gratitude for a fancy dinner, jewelry or weekend getaway she is just being polite.  What she really wants is the same thing we all want: cheese.  Luckily, Burger King is offering VALENTINE’S DAY FREE CHEESE to celebrate the season of love.  Here’s how to guarantee you get your D S-ed today:  Tell your significant other you’re taking her to Burger King for hamburgers.  Once she regains consciousness, tell her, “Oh did I say hamburgers?  I meant cheeseburgers.”  When she regains consciousness again, take your dick out.  Worked for Digital Underground.

14 February 2011 ·

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