Mayor Bloomberg,
I just had to take my son’s little league team to Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club off the West Side Highway to celebrate today’s win.  Do you know why?  The main reason is cause I love stripper tits but the secondary reason is cause there is no Dairy Queen in New York City.  What’s the deal with that?  These kids wanted Blizzards not lap dances and $15 Coronas.  Shame on you, Mr. Bloomberg.  Shame on you.
(This particular Dairy Queen is the crown jewel of the franchise. It’s located in my hometown of Marshfield, MA and open seasonally.)

Mayor Bloomberg,

I just had to take my son’s little league team to Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club off the West Side Highway to celebrate today’s win.  Do you know why?  The main reason is cause I love stripper tits but the secondary reason is cause there is no Dairy Queen in New York City.  What’s the deal with that?  These kids wanted Blizzards not lap dances and $15 Coronas.  Shame on you, Mr. Bloomberg.  Shame on you.

(This particular Dairy Queen is the crown jewel of the franchise. It’s located in my hometown of Marshfield, MA and open seasonally.)

11 February 2011 ·

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