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Welcome to the Tumblr devoted entirely to life altering innovations in the fast food industry. I do not condone actually eating anything featured here because it is all unhealthy and eating unhealthy means you are a bad person. This is strictly a resource.

If you only came here for the definitive answer to the best fast food on the market: It's a sausage biscuit from McDonalds.

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4 June 09
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22 April 09
Remeber that YouTube video from last week where the guy was farting on everyone’s food?  Cause I don’t.  I love you, Domino’s.  All is forgiven.
via eddiebrawley

Remeber that YouTube video from last week where the guy was farting on everyone’s food?  Cause I don’t.  I love you, Domino’s.  All is forgiven.

via eddiebrawley

Reblogged: eddiebrawley

7 April 09

Hamburglar, we find you guilty on 22 counts of kidnapping and child endangerment.  Your sentence?  Write on this blackboard!

Welcome to Obama’s America.

31 March 09
Mac SnackWrap
A hearty American taste wrapped in a delicate Mexican shell.  If only West Side Story ended this harmoniously.
via brianglidewell

Mac SnackWrap

A hearty American taste wrapped in a delicate Mexican shell.  If only West Side Story ended this harmoniously.

via brianglidewell

Reblogged: brianglidewell

27 March 09

Yes, Rubysneakers, people DO fall for this shit!  They are the type of people who don’t want to waste time with slightly less cool lettuce and slightly less hot burgers.  Several folks who enjoyed a McDLT in the 80s have grown up to be DOCTORS, LAWYERS or GYMNASTS!  I apologize if this sandwich was a touch too sophisticated for your palate.

rubysneakers:

zachlinder:

Serenity now!

this… CAN’T be real.

what the fuck is a lettuce and tomato hamburger supposed to be?!  THEY THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD FALL FOR THIS SHIT!?!

Reblogged: rubysneakers

Posted: 11:46 AM

Padma Lakshmi, fresh from her 101 Grad Show, “Yes ands” the shit out of Hardee’s Western Bacon Thickburger.

20 March 09
It really sucks to know that God is watching me at the one place I can’t help masturbating.

It really sucks to know that God is watching me at the one place I can’t help masturbating.

16 March 09

You know in the days of prohibition when an innocuous location woud be converted into a swinging party of booze and gambling at the pull of a lever?  Thanks to Mac Tonight, that is EXACTLY what I thought happened at McDonalds late in the evening when I was fast asleep in bed.  Mac Tonight was, in my mind, the pinnacle of cool.  And, yes, you heard me.  When you were tucked in, dreaming about playing pro ball, I was asleep fatasizing about eating McNuggets till dawn.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh