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Remember that time Oprah gave everyone in her audience a free car? Well, believe it or not, Big O has gone and topped herself. This time with FREE KFC! Download this coupon today or tomorrow for two free pieces of grilled chicken, two individual sides and a biscuit. YOU GET A COLE SLAW! AND YOU GET A COLE SLAW!
So what’s next for In-N-Out? Are there plans to move out East?
It’s slowly expanding, with emphasis on the word “slowly.” When [family heir and soon-to-be owner] Lynsi Martinez takes control of the company, she could change things. But there’s a reason In-N-Out only exists in four states. Each restaurant gets its beef from specific commissaries, which are within a 500-mile radius. So jumping from Utah to New York seems unrealistic.
The aforementioned Lyndsi Martinez is the 26 year old heiress to the In-N-Out company. She also must have been who my high school guidance cousenlor was refering to when he told me this job wasn’t an option.
Remeber that YouTube video from last week where the guy was farting on everyone’s food? Cause I don’t. I love you, Domino’s. All is forgiven.
via eddiebrawley
Hamburglar, we find you guilty on 22 counts of kidnapping and child endangerment. Your sentence? Write on this blackboard!
Welcome to Obama’s America.
Mac SnackWrap
A hearty American taste wrapped in a delicate Mexican shell. If only West Side Story ended this harmoniously.
via brianglidewell
Yes, Rubysneakers, people DO fall for this shit! They are the type of people who don’t want to waste time with slightly less cool lettuce and slightly less hot burgers. Several folks who enjoyed a McDLT in the 80s have grown up to be DOCTORS, LAWYERS or GYMNASTS! I apologize if this sandwich was a touch too sophisticated for your palate.
Serenity now!this… CAN’T be real.
what the fuck is a lettuce and tomato hamburger supposed to be?! THEY THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD FALL FOR THIS SHIT!?!
Padma Lakshmi, fresh from her 101 Grad Show, “Yes ands” the shit out of Hardee’s Western Bacon Thickburger.
It really sucks to know that God is watching me at the one place I can’t help masturbating.
You know in the days of prohibition when an innocuous location woud be converted into a swinging party of booze and gambling at the pull of a lever? Thanks to Mac Tonight, that is EXACTLY what I thought happened at McDonalds late in the evening when I was fast asleep in bed. Mac Tonight was, in my mind, the pinnacle of cool. And, yes, you heard me. When you were tucked in, dreaming about playing pro ball, I was asleep fatasizing about eating McNuggets till dawn.