*GASP* Why is this magical thing not at my local Taco Bell yet?!
Taco on the inside! Dorito on the outside! Embolic stroke on the flipside!
Hands up if you care though! Umma need one of these stat.
If there is one thing that drives me INSANE about the 8th Floor Lounge in my college dorm is that it’s an 8th Floor Lounge in my college dorm and not a Burger King. Luckily, the vending machine dude just starting stocking Burger King Flame Broiled Potato Snacks. Close enough!
“We’re not trying to be Apple,” says Max Carmona, senior director of U.S. restaurant design. “But we can be inspired by them. When you’re inside an Apple Store, you almost feel like you’re inside an iPad — and you want to stay there. We want people to walk into McDonald’s and have the same feeling.”
Click through for a full list of changes. Very interesting.
What assholes were in this focus group?! “Um, yes, we still don’t want to pay more than $1 for a double cheeseburger but we definitely want to eat it in front of a roaring fire lounging in Lazy Boys that jerk us off. Oh, and bring back that Monopoly game plz!”
Don’t blame me. I voted for Mayor McCheese.
The BK Super Seven Incher - It’ll blow your mind away.
…But also like a BK Super 5 and 1/2 Incher would be pretty good, too, right? Like maybe you’d also buy a sorta thin, circumcised BK Super 5 and 1/2 Incher? Uh, just curious.
I’ve been looking to get out of town for Memorial Day weekend and flights to Puerto Rico are real cheap at the moment. Now I hate doing “touristy” stuff but, if this trip comes to pass, it will definitely include a visit to Puerto Rico’s Popeyes. As the one location to still utilize the cartoon namesake, this is a bit of an historical site. Hopefully, the concierge will have some tips on beating the crowd.