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whatevs: irockitumblr: Oh god.  world-shaker: *GASP* Why is this magical thing not at my local Taco Bell yet?! WANT. Taco on the inside! Dorito on the outside! Embolic stroke on the flipside! Hands up if you care though! Umma need one of these stat.

whatevs:

irockitumblr:

Oh god. 

world-shaker:

*GASP* Why is this magical thing not at my local Taco Bell yet?!

WANT.

Taco on the inside! Dorito on the outside! Embolic stroke on the flipside!

Hands up if you care though! Umma need one of these stat.

12 September 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 7
If there is one thing that drives me INSANE about the 8th Floor Lounge in my college dorm is that it’s an 8th Floor Lounge in my college dorm and not a Burger King.  Luckily, the vending machine dude just starting stocking Burger King Flame Broiled Potato Snacks. Close enough!

If there is one thing that drives me INSANE about the 8th Floor Lounge in my college dorm is that it’s an 8th Floor Lounge in my college dorm and not a Burger King.  Luckily, the vending machine dude just starting stocking Burger King Flame Broiled Potato Snacks. Close enough!

16 May 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 18
Carl’s Jr.’s Super Star with Cheese is the second fast food item this week to make me feel badly about my penis. I’m just gonna eat a bunch of these till I can’t see it anymore. Outta sight, outta mind.

Carl’s Jr.’s Super Star with Cheese is the second fast food item this week to make me feel badly about my penis. I’m just gonna eat a bunch of these till I can’t see it anymore. Outta sight, outta mind.

11 May 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 3
The McDonalds Halloom Muffin Hey, McDonalds, while you still got that cutting board out you mind chopping of my nutsack real quick? Just chose a Halloom Muffin over a Sausage Biscuit and realized I don’t deserve it anymore.

The McDonalds Halloom Muffin

Hey, McDonalds, while you still got that cutting board out you mind chopping of my nutsack real quick? Just chose a Halloom Muffin over a Sausage Biscuit and realized I don’t deserve it anymore.

10 May 2011 ·

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popculturebrain: McDonald’s revamping stores to look more upscale | USATODAY.com “We’re not trying to be Apple,” says Max Carmona, senior director of U.S. restaurant design. “But we can be inspired by them. When you’re inside an Apple Store, you almost feel like you’re inside an iPad — and you want to stay there. We want people to walk into McDonald’s and have the same feeling.” Click through for a full list of changes. Very interesting. (h/t @larabryn) What assholes were in this focus group?! “Um, yes, we still don’t want to pay more than $1 for a double cheeseburger but we definitely want to eat it in front of a roaring fire lounging in Lazy Boys that jerk us off. Oh, and bring back that Monopoly game plz!” Don’t blame me. I voted for Mayor McCheese.

popculturebrain:

McDonald’s revamping stores to look more upscale | USATODAY.com

“We’re not trying to be Apple,” says Max Carmona, senior director of U.S. restaurant design. “But we can be inspired by them. When you’re inside an Apple Store, you almost feel like you’re inside an iPad — and you want to stay there. We want people to walk into McDonald’s and have the same feeling.”

Click through for a full list of changes. Very interesting.

(h/t @larabryn)

What assholes were in this focus group?! “Um, yes, we still don’t want to pay more than $1 for a double cheeseburger but we definitely want to eat it in front of a roaring fire lounging in Lazy Boys that jerk us off. Oh, and bring back that Monopoly game plz!”

Don’t blame me. I voted for Mayor McCheese.

9 May 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 9
The BK Super Seven Incher - It’ll blow your mind away. …But also like a BK Super 5 and 1/2 Incher would be pretty good, too, right?  Like maybe you’d also buy a sorta thin, circumcised BK Super 5 and 1/2 Incher?  Uh, just curious.

The BK Super Seven Incher - It’ll blow your mind away.

…But also like a BK Super 5 and 1/2 Incher would be pretty good, too, right?  Like maybe you’d also buy a sorta thin, circumcised BK Super 5 and 1/2 Incher?  Uh, just curious.

6 May 2011 ·

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I’ve been looking to get out of town for Memorial Day weekend and flights to Puerto Rico are real cheap at the moment. Now I hate doing “touristy” stuff but, if this trip comes to pass, it will definitely include a visit to Puerto Rico’s Popeyes.  As the one location to still utilize the cartoon namesake, this is a bit of an historical site.  Hopefully, the concierge will have some tips on beating the crowd.

I’ve been looking to get out of town for Memorial Day weekend and flights to Puerto Rico are real cheap at the moment. Now I hate doing “touristy” stuff but, if this trip comes to pass, it will definitely include a visit to Puerto Rico’s Popeyes.  As the one location to still utilize the cartoon namesake, this is a bit of an historical site.  Hopefully, the concierge will have some tips on beating the crowd.

5 May 2011 ·

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No one on Earth likes getting drunk more than me. That’s why I like McDonalds that serve McBeer! SuperSize me, Ronnie!

No one on Earth likes getting drunk more than me. That’s why I like McDonalds that serve McBeer! SuperSize me, Ronnie!

4 May 2011 ·

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Top 5 things you can do with McDonalds Wireless: 5. Live blog your heart attack. 4. Check Hulu to see how your Dad’s doing on The Biggest Loser. 3. Refresh Facebook till you have a new Event invitation. 2. Check your Dominos Pizza Tracker. 1. Finish your Ronald / Mayor McCheese / Birdie DP erotic fiction.

Top 5 things you can do with McDonalds Wireless:

5. Live blog your heart attack.
4. Check Hulu to see how your Dad’s doing on The Biggest Loser.
3. Refresh Facebook till you have a new Event invitation.
2. Check your Dominos Pizza Tracker.
1. Finish your Ronald / Mayor McCheese / Birdie DP erotic fiction.

2 May 2011 ·

Fast Food Nation 6
Will’s looking a little better than normal but Middleton looks like shit!  (That is them, right?  I assume only royalty gets to get married at McDonalds?)

Will’s looking a little better than normal but Middleton looks like shit!  (That is them, right?  I assume only royalty gets to get married at McDonalds?)

28 April 2011 ·

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